Bad Ghost: Surviving Literature of the Very Ancient Bad Ghost Compendium...

...is a MUST HAVE book for anyone trying to expel Bad Ghosts from the Living World. This short, but ancient tome reveals concepts and practices for living a ghost-free existence while learning how to NOT become a Bad Ghost yourself. Did I mention it is very, very old? It is relic therefore should be trusted.

Impress your friends with this 32 page compendium of ghostly knowledge. Leave it on your coffee table (or maybe another table you might own) for someone to stumble upon, open up, and discover a wisdom of the Afterlife only the holiest of sages have glimpsed in the deepest states of ectoplasmic meditation.